Creature Feature!

I finally updated my Creature Feature...I've gotten really lazy with the cropping and resizing though.

On another note, is it wrong to just get liposuction and suck the fat out rather than diet? I need a sugar daddy to fix me up.

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Troyer's Close Call After Bathtub 'Sexcapade'

6 July 2008 7:04 AM, PDT

Actor Verne Troyer almost drowned when his ex-girlfriend tried to spice up their love life with a romantic bath.

Aspiring actress Ranae Shrider, who stars in a recently leaked sex tape with Troyer, wanted to surprise the diminutive actor with a sexy soak during an Easter break at the luxury L'Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills.

But the two foot, eight inch (0.81 meter)-tall Mini-Me star struggled to keep his head above the water after joining Shrider in the bathtub.

She recalls, "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him.

"While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in, he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him.

"As he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help.

I could just hear him crying, 'Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him.

The bath was only about three feet deep but for someone of Verne's size, it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool - and he can't swim.

"I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."